My first pet peeve?
Tiny napkins. I know, I know, it sounds so lame. And it’s not a big deal compared to real problems, but I soooo miss real napkins.
When you go into any restaurant in Taiwan, whether it’s
Taiwanese food, other Asian food, or western food, you get the same kind of
napkin: it’s the size of a cocktail napkin with the strength and consistency of
a Kleenx. They are the most useless and
wasteful napkin ever. (Notable exception
to this rule is Chili’s restaurant. Yes, I’m referring to the American chain
restaurant that I have no desire to eat at in the US, but that tastes pretty
damn good while living here and craving the occasional American burger.)
Anyway, if you’re anywhere other than Chili’s and find
yourself actually having to use one
of these tiny napkins during a meal, one will do you absolutely no good. A minimum of 10 is required just to wipe your
mouth and your hands. Heaven forbid your kid spills something, then you go
through a whole pile of the useless things and start begging your table
neighbors for their portion of tissues.
There are not many things I think the US gets right when it comes to
“super sizing,” but napkins are definitely one of those things! I have a Taiwanese friend who carries a cloth
napkin in her purse to clean her kids up and I’m actually considering doing
that. I guess it’s more eco-friendly
anyway, but seriously, WHY do they have these tiny Kleenx napkins???
My second pet-peeve is plastic bags. This is an overdone topic in many
circles, but I am living in a country being over-run by plastic bags! It absolutely does not matter what you’re
buying, they put it in a plastic bag. You
could be buying a single package of (plastic) trash bags and they would put it
in a plastic bag for you to take home.
At the grocery store, you have to have your fruit and
veggies weighed at a station in the produce section before you go to the
cashier. They insist on putting your
bananas in a plastic bag and then putting the price sticker on the plastic
bag. They refuse to put the sticker on the banana itself. People!
Bananas come in their own wrappers, with a little handle on top, they
don’t need a plastic bag!
My favorite example is when you buy a drink…they have these
fancy little machines that seal a plastic lid on top for you and then they give
you a special plastic bag to carry it in.
Huh? They just sealed the top of
the thing, it’s not going to spill, even when you poke the straw through the
top. But every day you see people walking down the sidewalk holding their cup with a plastic
bag wrapped around it, just sipping away… I’m so confused by this!
At the local fruit and veg market, I go to the same stand to
buy my veggies every week. This lovely
lady can’t seem to help herself, everything is put in a separate plastic bag
before it goes into my re-usable cloth bag.
Please, just dump everything in the bag, I’m taking them straight home,
I am not worried if they touch each
other on the way. After months of
telling her that I don’t want plastic bags (in Chinese even!), last week when I
showed up to buy my veggies, she actually laughed and said, “I know! You don’t want bags!” Hallelujah, a breakthrough!
This has actually moved beyond being a pet-peeve with me. Here’s my story about why plastic bags are
the devil. We keep hearing about how plastic bags don’t biodegrade, how they will fill
up our landfills and oceans, how they are made out of petroleum, use a
valuable natural resource, yada yada yada. But it’s one
thing to hear these arguments and buy your reusable bag
and think you’ve done something good; it’s a whole different thing to stand in
the ocean in Bali, Indonesia on your vacation and feel plastic swirling about
your legs as you gaze upon a beach filled with garbage.
For Chinese New Year holiday, we took our first family
vacation from Taiwan. This is the only
holiday that lines up for all three of the kid’s schools, so it was a real
treat for us. We rented a beautiful
Balinese villa in Seminyak, Bali with another family. On the first full day there, we walked 15
minutes to the beach to enjoy the view and frolic in the ocean. When we arrived, there was a line of garbage
on the beach as far as we could see.
Usually when you go to the beach you see a line of ocean
flotsam: logs, seaweed, bits and pieces of natural materials that the waves
brought in. At least that’s been my
experience so far. But on the beach in Bali, what we saw was plastic…bags, utensils, yogurt-type containers, bottles, wrappers, etc.
It was unsettling to look out over the garbage-strewn beach, but
it was clearly a popular spot with chairs and umbrellas and restaurants all along
it, so we rented 4 chairs and plopped down.
The guys who sold us the chairs raked up all the garbage in front of
them and made us a nice clean beach area.
Thanks guys!
Fifteen minutes later, that same area was full of garbage
that had come in with the waves. We were a little surprised and a lot repulsed, none of us read that beaches in Bali
looked like this. Then we all headed for
the water for a refreshing swim…and this is when we were truly horrified. I was standing in the water up to my knees
and I could feel stuff swirling about my legs.
I assumed it was seaweed and other ocean-y type stuff, but when I looked
down, all I could see were plastic bags and other plastic garbage, just
floating in the water. It was everywhere.
Later we asked some locals about the beach. They explained there had been heavy
rains and flooding on the nearby island of Java. When flooding like that happens, everything
floats away into the ocean (including the garbage) and it gets caught in the currents
and distributed throughout the world via ocean currents. It just so happened that a lot of it had
been caught in the bay where we were staying and it would
take some time for it all to work its way farther out to sea.
Which part of this explanation was the most disturbing? I can’t choose. The entire thing was so appalling, and then
it was compounded by another story later in our stay. One guide said it used to be everything in
Bali came wrapped in banana leaves, which are plentiful on the island and
obviously biodegrade over time. People
did not worry about discarding banana leaves on the side of the road, they
would eventually turn to soil. But with
the advent of the plastic bag and everything switching to the “new, modern” way
of doing things (i.e. wrap everything in plastic), somehow people retained
their behaviors and continue to discard plastic as if it’s banana leaves. It’s creating a huge garbage problem for the
island, and when they get heavy rains, it all washes downhill and eventually ends
up in the ocean.
So, here is an island that used to have a sustainable, environmentally
friendly way of packaging their goods, but they have switched over to using
plastic and now have an environmental disaster on their hands. And because the island relies so heavily on
tourism, and tourists don’t want to stare at a garbage problem, it’s eventually
going to affect everything from their land to their livelihoods.
It only takes a little extrapolation to understand that this
is not an island problem “somewhere else” in the world. Our friends that we vacationed with remember
New Jersey beaches being closed because of too much medical waste (syringes!) washing up on
shore. Companies sent their waste out on barges and dumped it in
international waters. This is a problem everywhere.
I didn’t mean for this blog to turn into a diatribe against
plastic, but when I started talking about all the plastic bags in Taiwan, I felt compelled to share how sad, mad, and
discouraged I was after our visit to that beach in Bali. By the way, so many other things about Bali were wonderful, especially the people. After that trip, I re-resolved not to take plastic bags or buy
any more plastic than is absolutely necessary.
It’s a small thing, and I’m only one person, but at least I’m in a position
to do something. And hey, I’ve mastered a
new Chinese phrase: “Bu yao, xie xie, wo you wode daizi,” which roughly translates
to “Don’t want, thank you, I have my own bag.”
I haven’t yet figured out how to say, “Why would I need a plastic bag, you
sealed the lid on that thing?” But I’ll figure
it out eventually, I’m sure. J